Kourtney and Kim take New York: Straight Expectations (Episode #7)

OMG... Lesson of the day: DO NOT assume a guy is gay because he likes fashion.  I can't believe Kim thought this guy was gay and then she tried hooking him up with one of her gay friends.  Not only was that soooooo embarassing for Kim, but I can only IMAGINEEEE how bad that other guy felt thinking that Kim Kardashian thought that he was gay when he was probably trying to hook up with her in the first place.  The whole episode was so funny listening to the things that she was saying to him, taking him shopping as a shopping buddy, going in the dressing room and watching her change and give her advice on the outfits she was trying on.  All in all, very funny episode and very entertaining!

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Kourtney and Kim take New York: Dream a little Dream (Episode #6)

Okay really Kim?  In this episode of Kourtney and Kim take New York; Kim decides to record a song with song producer, The Dream.  What I don’t understand is WHY she would want to record a song when she can’t even sing and its totally embarrassing to even hear her try to sing and have it aired on T.V. for the whole world to see.  Kim, you should really stick with to what you do best… just being pretty… and everything else you do.  Don’t get me wrong I’m a huge Kardashian fan, especially Kim, but I just think it’s a little ridiculous when you try something that you clearly aren’t good at.  Something else in this episode that was hilarious was Scott’s new “fashion accessory”, which was his walking stick AKA his cane that cost him a whopping $3,500.  Talk about a waste of money, but Scott is known to go out on a crazy whim and buy random things, like last episode, the Roles Royce (which he ended up giving back) hopefully this so called fashion accessory will be something that he ends up giving back as well.


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Kourtney and Kim take New York: Down and Out in the City (Episode #5)

I can't believe Shango and Kim hook up together! Shango is Kim's former Australian body guard and they meet up together in New York.  Personally, I think Kim can do way better than Shango, but I don't think this relationship is that serious and with the fact that he is going back to Australia because his visa is expiring, so clearly the relationship isn't going to work anyways.  Kim has had some handsome boyfriends, especially NFL player, Miles Austin.  Her new boyfriend now is an NBA player, Kris Humphrey, he is pretty cute too.  On to Kourtney and Scott.. having sex in public... really?  ANDDDDDD they get caught.... that is so embarassing.  Imagine being the person that catches Kourtney Kardashian having sex wtih her boyfriend?  Thats extremely awkward.

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Kourtney and Kim take New York: Diva Las Vegas (Episode #4)

Kim turns 30 on this episode of Kourtney and Kim take New York and she is celebrating it the right way by hosting a party in Las Vegas with her sister and friends.  For those who aren’t familiar with the Kardashian series, Kim’s birthday last year Scott got wasted and got in a fight with the waiter and shoved a 100$ bill in his mouth to shut him up and all hell broke loose.  It was not a good night and that was the start of the Kardashian family vs. Scott.  Scott actually declines the offer of going to Vegas to celebrate her birthday because he knows that being around alcohol and partying will just cause round two.  Good job, Scott!  The whole family and friends are having fun at the club… but Kris Jenner is having a little too much… she’s way over 30 and definitely tries to act like she’s the same age as her daughters and it’s extremely embarrassing.  What is really annoying about this whole episode is that Kim is all depressed that she is turning 30… ummm.. 30 is not even old Kim!  She needs to celebrate her birthday and not be all pissed off about it.  But what really lightens up the mood is that they have a keg stand and Kris Jenner tries it out and it was honestly the funniest things I’ve ever seen.  Now not only is she trying to act like she’s young, but she’s trying to act like she’s in college now too, great.  Kim learns to accept the fact that she is getting older and ends up enjoying her birthday weekend.

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Kourtney and Kim take New York: Sexy in the City (Episode #3)

On Kourtney and Kim take New York, Kim gets an email from her former Australian, sexy bodyguard, Shango, who she kissed on last seasons of Keeping up with the Kardashians saying that he was in town an of course, she meets up with him and hooks up with him… well I’m assuming since they start making out then they shut the door on the cameras, so its pretty obvious what happens next.  Does anyone else think Shango is cute?  Because I do NOT.  Kim can do way better, come on Kim, step your game up.  Kim made a promise to herself that she would stay single, but at the rate she is going I don’t think that will last very long.  If you follow the Kim Kardashian in the media she is almost ALWAYS linked to some celebrity and is NEVER single… she needs to slow it down and stop jumping from guy to guy.  But enough about Kim, let’s move on to Kourtney’s baby daddy drama.  If you have watched these reality shows before you will notice that Scott is very flashy with the things he has and likes to have nice things so what’s better than to show off a brand new car!  When Scott goes to pick up Kourtney for lunch she is not impressed with the new car and doesn’t even go to lunch with him.  Is it me or do these two always fight?  I don’t understand how two people could fight so much!  Stop being bitchy all the time Kourtney and let Scott do what he wants with his money, he earned it so he can spend it any way he wants, as long as he is also supporting the family, of course.  However, Scott listens to Kourtney and returns the car.  Everything always turns out okay for the Kardashians I guess!

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Kourtney and Kim take New York: Start Spreading the Word (Episode #2)

On this episode of Kourtney and Kim take New York; their sister, Khloe Kardashian comes to NYC to help them with their opening of DASH.  What is surprising in his episode is that Khloe and Scott are acting very civil towards each other.  In previous series such as Kourtney and Khloe take Miami and Keeping up with the Kardashians they butt heads all season and to finally see Khloe act respectful and be supportive of her sister is good to finally see.  Of course with the Kardashian comes drama and in this weeks episode Kim freaks out about her cover shoot because she is basically naked and we all know how Kim got famous in the first place, from taking her clothes off for her sex tape.  So she’s not very happy with the cover, but then her mother talks to her about it and tells her to “embrace” the beauty of it and be happy that she got the opportunity and blablabla and she eventually gets over it… jeez I didn’t think being on a cover of a magazine could be so awful?!!? Not.  But the most exciting part of the whole episode is when Kim gets in a fight with some random chick at the club and Scott got in a fight with a couple of people inside the club and the girls raced out trying to avoid all of the commotion.  Kourtney thinks that Scott is going back to his old ways, but he was only protecting Kim.  In the end everything works out for the whole family, the magazine is a success and Kourtney realizes the truth behind the fight.

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Kourtney and Kim Take New York: Spread the word

Kourtney and Kim take New York: Life in The Big City (Episode #1)

On the season premiere of Kourtney and Kim take New York, both sisters move into their luxurious apartment and settle into their new homes.  Scott has come along with Kourtney for the move, but he stayed down the hall because they are not ready to live together since they are working on their relationship, which I think is a good move because Scott needs some growing up to do, but he has been proving himself more.  Kourtney and Kim are getting the DASH store ready for the grand opening and who else other than Kanye West makes a guest appearance on the show to hang out with Kim and check out the new store.  When its time for everyone to go out for the night, Kim gets a little upset with Kourtnery because she wants to spend time with her sister, but now that she is a mom now, all she wants to do is hang in with her family.  Things don't get any better when Kourtney wants Scott to move back in with her and Kim is not happy with it at all.  I would be so mad if I came to NYC to spend time with my sister and all she wants do is be with her boyfriend.  She does have a son now, which can be understandable that she doesn't want to go out partying, but picking your boyfriend over your sister is a big NO.  However, things cool down between the Kardashian sisters and they are ready to take NYC by storm. Great season opener!  Check out next weeks epsiode, looks like theres going to be some sort of fight! Uh-Oh.....

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